keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via dancy-fancy)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via dancy-fancy)

FOR SCIENCE - Can You Roll Your Tongue?

annikath:

Can you roll your tongue like this? image
If you CAN, then please REBLOG.
This is for serious science! because I have an assignment in my biology class to do a survey on how many people can or cannot roll their tongues.
If you CANNOT roll your tongue like that, then please FAVOURITE this post!
you can de-favourite the post or delete it from your blog in about two weeks if you desire to do so, but I plead you to take part in this survey of serious sience! thank

(via smile-beacuse-it-happened)

rickydillon:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

wdk;jbfkjdsl

rickydillon:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

wdk;jbfkjdsl

(via radpo-tae-toes)

chaniece:

I just got it. My world has been rocked!

(Source: howyouudoyinn, via radpo-tae-toes)

2srooky:

opal-porn:

Ethiopian opal geode

That’s an egg.

(Source: opalauctions.com, via borinq)

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

image

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

(Source: arachnidisa, via douchebag-under-the-sea)

hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

(via hi)